Whedon = New Nolan (until DKR)

Yes. I saw Avengers.
Yes. I saw it opening night.
Yes. I am still suppressing my internal organs’ desire to explode with joy.

Like the other $207.4 million of us, I went to see The Avengers on opening night.  The difference between the Costumed Nerds of the Night and myself was that I had extremely low expectations for the film.  None of the trailers had particularly wowed me and for the most part I expected a lot of things to go horribly wrong.  However, as I am sure you have surmised from every other review out there right now (and the $207.4 million 3-day gross), it actually turned out to be…well…not so terrible after all.

When trying to write this review, the main challenge I faced was that I thought the movie was spectacular…and so did everyone else.  As my friend Ryan has said, no point in calling something awesome when everyone else does.  So, the challenge was to find what I could say about it that few other reviews could.  Thus, the only place to start my review is to say that I really didn’t think this film would make any decent, let alone outstanding, impression on me.

You can ask nearly anyone in the APU film department and they will tell you that I had a real problem with this film well before it hit.  Namely, I could not understand how any filmmaker could pull off having so many big name characters (and stars) in one movie.  Like some around me, I figured it would turn into the Super Sausage-fest of Iron Man, Thor, and Captain America, with every other character being asked by audiences and critics alike – “Why are you in this movie?”

I expected Hulk to be a fun yet underdeveloped Boy Wonder to the Super Crew’s Batman.  While the trailers showed him doing some cool things, never in a million years would I have guess that their would be character development behind “Hulk? Smash.”

Also (and much more prominently), I had every intention of blasting Avengers in my review for being incredibly misogynistic in portraying Black Widow.  I have never been happy with the way the Iron Man franchise has portrayed women as helpless damsels in distress or, in the case of the Russian super-assassin in number 2, as a crude bit of sex appeal grafted onto a perfectly good film.  Thus, going into the male-dominated and over-populated super blockbuster that is The Avengers, I didn’t have high regard for how under-towed her character was surely going to be.

“And why the hell is Hawkeye even in this film?” thought my pre-screening brain.

Thank God!

However, I made one VERY massive mistake:  I failed to account for Joss Whedon.  I was not a Whedonite before seeing this film and, though I am watching Firefly this summer, I had no idea who this guy is.  Ryan and several others in my department seemed to be infatuated with him but I was in the dark.  So when he struck every chord perfectly, I was in cinematic shock for a week!

In case you have been living in another galaxy totally devoid of internet connection or television, the film is AMAZING!!!  It is extremely well balanced for any film, let alone one that has six above the line stars.  Whedon somehow managed to make the action fantastic, the character development compelling, and the humor hilarious!  The Nostalgia Critic got it right in his Bum Review:  “This is the greatest movie I have ever seen in my life!”

Okay maybe not that extreme but you get my drift.  I came in expecting something like Transformers 3 – a lot of fun and crazy action but little to no substance holding it up.  And yet I found the exact opposite.  As to the problems I expected to find, each one was beautifully handled and I dare to call it masterful.

What got my attention the most was that, instead of being filler characters or faces to pretty up the screen, the Black Widow/Hawkeye thing became the most interesting part of the film.  Partially that is due to the extremely low expectations I had for them coming in, but it is also, in part, because Whedon found the ONE AND ONLY way to make them both fascinating.  He actually stayed very true to the comics by having them in a very complicated relationship and gave them very excellent roles to play in the overarching narrative.  I am going to avoid spoilers but sufficed to say, “Scowly Arrow” plays a major role in the film as does my new favorite Russian assassin (sorry Felix Yusupov).

Beyond that, Hulk was handled very well.  Not spoiling anything, Banner’s story picks up AFTER the events of the other two movies (basically).  He references tearing up New York (Norton’s film) and draws his character from that backstory, which is really excellent.  It gives his character instant depth, both in the world of the story and internally, which is what he was sorely lacking.  Mark Ruffalo did a great job of bringing the clearly difficult character to life and making him fascinating.

The other thing that caught me off guard (besides the wit and general unexpectedness of the film as a whole) was the fact that Loki was actually a scary villain.  My problem with Superman and any team of Superheroes ever is that, much like Dragon Ball Z, enemies can only be ridiculously overpowered destruction mongers who for no reason want all of existence to end (cf – Doom, Lucifer, Kang the Conquerer, Thanos).  However, Whedon and Co. found the perfect way to thwart that trend by going with a villain who is physically inferior to the Avengers in every way.  Thus, Loki – God of Mischief – uses his rhetorical skills and superior mind to manipulate and connive his way to victory.  I love what Hiddleston did with the character and his words did much more for me than any super-punch from a giant alien titan could.  His craftiness was bewildering and his childish glee at rendering “Earth’s Mightiest Heroes” incapable makes him one of my favorite villains ever.

Ultimately, I can do nothing but add one more “This film is awesome!” to the pile and say a hearty well done to the filmmakers for completely thwarting my expectations.  Everything in the film was well handled and seeing it at the midnight premiere is now one of my favorite movie-going experiences of all time.  Hat’s off to Whedon and Paramount for kicking off Le Summer Du Cinema in spectacular fashion.

Rating:  10//10

What did you think of the Avengers?  Did the expectations I had match up with some of yours or were you on board with them the whole time?  I’d love to hear your thoughts below and discuss exactly why this film is so awesome. 🙂

Welp, that’s one review down.  But believe me, there are plenty more on the way.  Thus far this summer, I have seen at minimum one film per day and so I have a lot of reviews to catch up on.  You can expect the next one early next week and we will see how it goes from there.  Just as a little teaser as to what is next, I leave you until next time with this clue:  “Coffee Mug Bong”.

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Welcome to the new season of reviews here on the Soontobeangel blog!  In case you don’t know me, my name is Tyler Welch and you can learn all about me and about this blog at the “Who Am I?” tab at the top of the page.

To kick off the 2012 review season, I decided to start with another series of Quickees – short reviews of several movies bunched up into one post.  If you missed the first Quickee-polooza, be sure to check that out at the link above. The main reason I needed to do a bunch of Quickees is because I am, yet again, way behind on my Summer Film Challenge.  However, I took this break from schools to crack down on it and so I can now proudly present 3 of the remaining 6 reviews for the 2011 Summer Film Challenge, as well as another great films I caught during the Holidays.

So, without any further ado, let’s get into QUICKEE-FEST 2012!!!

Treasure of the Sierra Madre

So this is one of the last reviews I have coming for the now FAR-past Summer 2011 Film Challenge and promise to finish it well before the 2012 Summer Film Challenge begins. 🙂 Anyway, I rather enjoyed this film, despite one problem that permeates the whole thing. Treasure is a beautiful example of film noir taken outside of the typical Detective story – emphasizing the futility in human strivings and the darkness inside every humans heart.  It really was excellent in that regard.

What I wasn’t crazy about was the pacing.  For a film about three people battling madness high up in the Sierra Mountains, they really didn’t give a lot of time to develop the mood shifts and moral decay.  They just had too much stuff to get through so every character (but Bogart in particular) ends up have ridiculous swings in their personality: being kind and standing up for the others one moment, then viscious and psychotic the next.  While I can say that this is the best acting that I have seen of Bogart, I feel like that is due only to the radical nature of the script which forces him to break his trademark monotony.

Overall I would call the film long and pointless, which is exactly what it is intended to be. If you want to see a great example of film noir, please pick up The Treasure of Sierra Madre and give it a try.

Rating:  7//10

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows

My family and I caught this film just after Christmas and I have to say, I was pleasantly
surprised. I really enjoyed the first film and I felt that, for the most part, this film took everything the first did right and took it to the next level.  The action was great, the mystery and plot even better than before, the cinematography goes to the nth degree, and the chemistry between Jude Law and Robert Downey Jr. still rocks.  Noomi Rapace did a great job stepping up to the plate too.

It did have a few problems though. I will try to keep it spoiler free as possible, so all I can say is that the film does lack something from the first one.  It ends at a great point but it takes an awkward fourth act to get there.  The pacing is just very weird and, while it didn’t bother me too much during the film, in hindsight I realized that it probably could have been done a bit better.  Also, I said earlier that almost everything good from the first film was improved upon in the sequel.  Well, one of the major pluses from the the first movie was the music and sadly it dropped from great to only decent, sometimes wonderfully blending into the background while other times being far to overpowering and out of place.  Zimmer falls back into his old habits and it really brings the film down a peg.

Despite the weird plot structure and the score being only par, the film as a whole is still a lot of fun and entirely worth your time and money.  While I still don’t think anyone has ever fully grasped what Moriarty is, I think Jared Harris gives the best performance of the criminal mastermind to date.  So, if you get the chance, I do highly recommend you check out Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows.

Rating: 8//10


Kim Kardashian makes me mad as Hell and I’m not going to take it anymore!
Jersey Shore makes me mad as Hell and I’m not going to take it anymore!
Michael Bay and his stupid transforming robots make me mad as Hell and I’m not going to take it anymore!

Peope have always told me that this film accurately shows what life is like today to scary levels.  Well, they were right.  While I highly doubt producers would take their concerns as far as the ones in this film do, one cannot help but notice that we have grown up as a generation dependent on not only the television but also the internet.  We are the most plugged in culture there has ever been and this film shows us exactly how fabricated and preconceived our world is. Compare what Network says about the human condition, the cooperate structure, and the moral value system of our society to the Occupy Movement, companies being forced to cancel fees because of internet outrage, presidential candidates selling themselves via Facebook, Twitter, and the mass media system.  I don’t claim they are one-to-one but as I had been told, this film really does predict what life is like today.

The film itself felt something like 1984 as told by Ayn Rand and co-written by Woody Allen (providing some of the wittiness and cleverly poignant insights).  My only detraction from the film is that the dialogue and writing seem rather blatant, practically begging the audience to see that someone has written this.  However, I feel that this must in some way be the point, its own manner of breaking of the Fourth Wall, showing us that it is necessarily a part of the thing which it is critiquing – like Fahrenheit 451 being a book about how the world needs books.  It sounds like a script because it is one and it wants to make sure you catch that irony.

Honestly, I can say that this is one of the best movies I have seen in a long time and one of the best on my Summer Film Challenge list.  I know that I will be returning to Network many times to try to further grasp the truths it unveils in a beautifully ironic manner.

Rating:  10//10


I would like to finish this Quickee-fest with the film that I started my New Year with.  I know – weird choice of movie to start a year off with.  But, as previously mentioned, I am now well beyond 2011, let alone Summer, on my Film Challenge so at 1 am on January 1st I watched the best Coen film I have seen to date (no offense True Grit).

The predominant thought that consumed me at 2:30 AM when the movie was over was this:

“That was like a Woody Allen movie, but interesting!”

Fargo reminded me of the slice-of-life style that Allen is very famous for.  The difference between his work and this Coen Bros film is that the brothers selected an INTERESTING true story (even though it actually isn’t).  And while Allen usually over-analyzes and questions life in his own stories, the Coen brothers simple select a story that raises the same questions about humanity and let it question itself!  Put simply, a bizarre kidnapping/murder tale set in a Michigan winter is far more interesting than Michael Caine being torn between two women.  Sorry.

Anyway, as usual the Coen’s selected a great cast that really brought the film together. Buscemi was hilarious, Stormare was terrifying as always, Macy stuttered and stammered his way into our hearts, and I am forever in love with Frances McDormand’s amazing Northern accent (isn’t she just a peach!?).  The way overplayed Northern-ness of it was hilarious and wonderfully paralleled the bizarreness of the situation.  And how could one talk about this film and not give tribute to the trademark Coen  W I D E   S H O T S.  🙂  Oh, and the score was great too.

If you can’t tell it yet, I really liked this film.  It was hilarious, haunting, over-the-top, and very simple a terribly fascinating story.  While I don’t know how much is actual fact and how much is Hollywood fabrication, I do know that if you can get past the language and adult content, you will find this to be one of the funniest films you’ve ever seen that makes you question your faith in your fellow human.

Rating:  10//10

"It's a real HOOT!"

There you go!  Four great films to start the year off with.  I hope to be able to bring a lot more reviews soon so stay tuned for more coming soon.  What did you think of any of these films or of my reviews?  I really would love to get your feedback so I can see how I am doing and know what I need to change about my process.  So, if you would, please leave me your thoughts in the comments below.

In case you missed it, my other blog – Art of the Trailer – is right in the thick of my New Year Trailer Extravaganza!  If you missed it, yesterday I reviewed the first trailer for The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey which you can read at that link.  Also, be sure to check out today’s review of Ridley Scott’s first teaser for his upcoming sci-fi epic, Prometheus.  Thanks and I will see you all back here next Tuesday @ Noon for another review or ramble!

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Not so much “With Avengence”

This will actually be a double review and it will contain spoilers for both.  You have been warned….

In the past week I have had the pleasure (or misfortune) of seeing the final two films leading up to the big Avengers movie:

THOR  &  Captain America

I was really looking forward to both films quite a lot.  The deep mythology of Thor drew me to his film but they did a very poor job conveying a believable hero.  And when I heard they were making a war film that happened to have Captain America in it….well, that was just too great to miss!  But when I got far more hero than war, I was just as let down as I had been with the other Avenger movie.

In a nutshell, here is what went wrong:
“Both films were treated as set-up movies – necessary exposition standing between Marvel Enterprises and larges piles of mone….I mean a well-crafted franchise – rather than their being made for the great stories that they are in of themselves.”

I will take them one at a time and show exactly what I mean, starting with The God of Thunder and then discuss the third (I mean First) Avenger. Let’s go!


In case you haven’t figured this out about me, I like to know a little bit about everything – just enough knowledge to make intelligent conversation while not spoiling the magic of discovering it.  This trait of mine can be particularly seen in my understanding of the Comic Book Universes.  I knew about the base of Thor’s mythology being founded in actual Norse legends. I thought this was a fantastic way to build a backstory – take that which is already half-believed and add just a little extra fiction. Stir and bake at 350 for twenty minutes and you’ve got a great way to start a superhero tale.

Having said that, I went into the movie hoping that they would show that vast mythology behind him, show his character develop, and show why I should be worried about an oversized carpenter 🙂

What I got was a film poorly made in nearly every aspect.  The CG was terribly fake and the makeup of the Ice Giants reminded me of the Devil from Tenacious D.  For the character who mattered, it was not believable at all and ultimately this did more to set up the coming film than to make this one stand out of the crowd.

My major issue with the film is that it is called Thor, it stars Thor, is about Thor, yet Thor is the least logical and least interesting character in the film.  He is an arrogant, spoiled…murderous child at the beginning. I liked the banishment scene, but after that he makes a complete 180 in the course of, like, 3 days on earth!  He is a jerk, his friends arrive and the Destroyer tags along, then “Thor Good!”  It leaves you and me wondering “why we should suddenly root for a guy who has only shown himself to be a jerk?”  Not what we should be thinking about your protagonist…

Three good notes to mention:
First, they did have a great introduction with Odin explaining the backstory.  I thought it worked well and it gave me just enough to understand the plot.  I wish they had developed it a bit more but to be honest they gave us what we needed.

Second, the blending in and performance of the Shakespearian-esque dialogue was good. Branagh really did do it justice there. It fit in very well with the regular English.  To be honest I only noticed it when the movie was half over.  Really top notch work.

Third, and most importantly, I want to give a HUGE shoot-out to Tom Hiddleston for his incredible portrayal of Loki!!!  He took a very hard role and in my opinion gave something close to an Oscar-worthy performance. I was honestly fooled by his acting within acting as he lied to Thor about their father.  Loki is known as basically the father of misdirection – he is the embodiment of mischief and distraction – and Hiddleston really captured that so well. Truly a show stealer!

However, despite all of those positives, I just can’t get over how unlikeable Thor is.  He is worse than Stark if you ask me.  Also, the ending left me wondering “Wait.  What was the problem again?”  It was so anticlimactic and really made me question why I’d come to see it at all.  Poor story structure that fulfilled the job it meant to do – tell me just enough about Thor to know who he is in the Avengers.

Ultimately, not worth my money.  It was Pre-Avengers part I.  The only positives I can claim from seeing it was that I saw it with a friend, who generously paid for my ticket, and that he only paid $1.50 for it 🙂  FINAL ASSESSMENT:  5/10

Captain America

Again, I really went into this excited.  What I knew pre-screening was that the Capt was created in the midst of WWII, that his enemy was Redskull, that he was Batman-esque in that he has no super powers, and that he was frozen in the arctic and was rediscovered in modern day. What I was looking for in this film was the artistic push for the War Film feel – something like Band of Brothers or Saving Private Ryan.  While I can appreciate it as a hero film, I was still very let down by how little war factored into it.

Basically all of the focus of the film was on the creation of the Captain which, I grant, is important. However I would say than nearly 60 of the 124 minutes were spend on building him from lowly Steve Rogers (what kind of a Captain’s name is “Steve” anyway?) to the pop-icon (Mr. Rogers to you) to his full embodiment as Captain America.  You don’t need to spend that much time on the appetizer if it means sacrificing part of the meat and potatoes of the thing.

I want to make it clear:  I do like the story of how he becomes Captain America.  What I don’t like is that the reason the focus was there was because the film’s purpose is to set audiences up for who he is in the Avengers.  Instead of getting some truly great battles and fighting when people begin to follow him, we get a bare-boned montage to advance us from A to B.

And please, don’t EVEN get me started on the ending.  I loved that he woke up in a falsified environment, that he bust out and ran amuck in downtown NYC. That was great.

What wasn’t great was EVERYTHING ELSE!!!  There is not musical ramp, which leads to no emotional ramp.  The Nick Fury monologue has no power – no punch.  It comes down to a really bleeping one-liner that your grandmother might think is “cute”, but it is so lacking of anything cathartic, spectacular or engaging. The ending was such a letdown and it truly ruined that which I had liked about the film (the exposition) because it didn’t go anywhere.
Pre-Avengers part II.  FINAL ASSESSMENT:  5/10

That is…it doesn’t go anywhere OTHER than straight into:

Unlike Ironman which was made for its own story, Thor and Captain America were made to get us to this film.  Instead of 3 A+ movies that would lead up to a great junction film, we get an A & two C’s that will lead to a horrible pile of crap. Here is why:

How is The Avengers supposed to be a good movie when you are tying 4 major characters (1 well-defined, 3 poorly so), multiple minor characters (not defined at all), and all of their villains into one two-&-a-half hour movie?  You don’t. At least not well.

Thus far we have Downey doing his thing, Chris Evans and Chris Hemsworth stepping in, and OH YEAH! Mark Ruffalo out of nowhere in as the Hulk.  Besides the challenge of bringing them all together under one leadership, there is the well known and rather important power struggle between Stark and Rogers. How is Joss going to bring them all together under one roof?

Btw: Hawkeye and Black Widow are supposed to be in it….yeah….  Sorry Scarlett and Renner, but you are going to become Deus Ex Machina for the real stars. Yup. (Pardon while I wipe the sarcasm off my brow)

I do have one positive note. The only confirmed villain is Loki from the Thor series.  Good call because Red Skull is dead as are the biggest and best Ironman villains, and Loki is not just a great villain but a great character in general.  I look forward to seeing more Hiddleston, and I applaud Marvel or whomever made the decision to set up Loki as The Villain for the Avengers (at least the first one….uggg).

There has been a recent news break that there will be some short films released leading up to the Avengers, presumably setting up Hawkeye and Black Widow.  Personally I think they should have done more of that stuff.  Really they should have gone with something like an HBO miniseries about the forming of the group – taking there time to really set up the situation well.  Then you could let the movie focus on the epic battle rather than petty squabblings of a newly formed super-Glee club.

In case you haven’t picked up on it, I really don’t expect much from the Avengers movie.  It has too much that needs to happen and far too little time to develop it properly.  All I can say is “Good Luck, Joss” and “Enjoy your swimming pools of money, Marvel.”

Thanks guys!  Hope you enjoyed the review. Please let me know what you think in the comments below – particularly what you expect from the upcoming Avengers movie.  So, until next time, stay thirsty my friends. 🙂

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